pokernewz: you have a boss?
alitomr: used to
alitomr: i used to work
alitomr: and i am considering getting another job
alitomr: i have too much frigin time
alitomr: to think about eating ribs...and actually eat the friggin ribs!
alitomr: the roblem is that
alitomr: i would make like 0.25USD/month
pokernewz: gay prostitute?
alitomr: which is as untite as it can get
alitomr: sounds like an option
alitomr: and i could say i am playing poker in Vegas, right?
alitomr: I have a friend who used to live in FORT LAUDERDALE,]i have thought many times he is just doing that
alitomr: he doesnt play much and dont have many hooker stories
alitomr: so
alitomr: he must be a RATED PIECE OF ASS IN VEGAS
alitomr: WOOT him!